The Resistance

Donald Trump Takes on Valentine’s Day

February 10, 2017

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you’re mean to me
I’ll be mean to you

— DT, Age 4 70

This is actually kind of fun. Come on, Steve. Let’s make nice and write Valentines for everyone this year. Just not for that b*#ch Liz. She was warned.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rhyming is harder than it looks
So unfair

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I grow the best ones
You should see them

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Blue looks good on me
Brings out my eyes

Roses are blue
Violets are red
Just ask the ten million people
who were at my inauguration

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poetry is dead
And we’ll kill democracy, too

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don’t shop at Nordstrom
They are so misguided

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Have you seen my hands?
Tremendous

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Compare me to Hitler
That makes me swoon

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The media lies
We tell alt-truths

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I won fair and square
It was a landslide

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Melania, smile!
Pretend I love you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get out of my way
You whiny libtard

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I still can’t get this right
Disaster

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a mad crush on Bannon
Don’t tell him I told you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The Jews took my money
Criminal, just disgraceful

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get me a photo op
with Harriet Tubman

Roses are red
Violets are blue
They say I am toxic
They should try the Flint water

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hey I’m a natural
The new poet laureate

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Trust me, ladies
Every word of it’s true

Roses are red
Violets of blue
I’m closing our borders
Bad hombre rhymes with border, right?
Close enough

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sure, you can see my tax return…
In your dreams, moron

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Valentine’s day is for sore losers
SAD

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